surgeon warms up for lady gaga ???

[surface]

Caught in the act.
Say no more...

What does Frankie Boyle know about techno anyway?

[Mattias]

not what they wanna hear

Shaking up is one thing and it's great from the techno side of the fence, but I wouldn't be happy if I'd paid to see Surgeon and then Lady Gaga was warming up for him for an hour. I wouldn't want to hear that.

Of course, i meant it from the Techno side, otherwise I'd shit bricks haha.

[Hades]

Ever heard of the british murder boys?

Man, I just had to re-check the murder boys catalogue having left them in Atomic Jam sometime in the early 2000's

It still sounds miles better than most of the stuff released recently that has tried to emulate it.


This though, is beyond the pale for me.

youtu.be/7SMW7m_5Pa0

oh yeah, Jim Jones giving a nice speech on top of some dark pads.
one of my most played BMB vinyls.

on the other hand though, I heard rumours that Voidloss is currently working on doing a remix of Lady Gaga's next upcoming hit-single called "Where Is My Cunt ?"
Current worktitle : "It's All Over My Boutique Tofu Press Bitch" Mix.

[Lost to the Void]

I`m producing One Direction Mate.
A track called "Love you like a burning tyre"
It`s all part of my master plan.
Once we do a live gig, the guys will be raised up from under the stage to the front of the stage.
They will all be wearing heavy bondage gear, strapped down so they are on their knees, ass up.
Then when the track starts I`m going to run on stage, unzip the rear entry ports on their costumes and ram a grease gun up their asses and fill em full of grease.
Then the plinths spin round so they are ass towards audience, and I shock em one by one with a cattle prod.
Each convulsion will shoot a stream of grease and shit into the audience.
I hope to do it in time with the music.

It will be glorious.

If you are gonna deal with pop music, go all the way.

[mattie]

plinths spin round

Not just one direction but all directions.

[jordanneke]

I`m producing One Direction Mate.
A track called "Love you like a burning tyre"
It`s all part of my master plan.
Once we do a live gig, the guys will be raised up from under the stage to the front of the stage.
They will all be wearing heavy bondage gear, strapped down so they are on their knees, ass up.
Then when the track starts I`m going to run on stage, unzip the rear entry ports on their costumes and ram a grease gun up their asses and fill em full of grease.
Then the plinths spin round so they are ass towards audience, and I shock em one by one with a cattle prod.
Each convulsion will shoot a stream of grease and shit into the audience.
I hope to do it in time with the music.

It will be glorious.

If you are gonna deal with pop music, go all the way.

I fail to see the difference in this, and the actual experience of going to see One Direction.

[Lost to the Void]

I`m producing One Direction Mate.
A track called "Love you like a burning tyre"
It`s all part of my master plan.
Once we do a live gig, the guys will be raised up from under the stage to the front of the stage.
They will all be wearing heavy bondage gear, strapped down so they are on their knees, ass up.
Then when the track starts I`m going to run on stage, unzip the rear entry ports on their costumes and ram a grease gun up their asses and fill em full of grease.
Then the plinths spin round so they are ass towards audience, and I shock em one by one with a cattle prod.
Each convulsion will shoot a stream of grease and shit into the audience.
I hope to do it in time with the music.

It will be glorious.

If you are gonna deal with pop music, go all the way.

I fail to see the difference in this, and the actual experience of going to see One Direction.

There isn`t really, apart from you get to keep a shit grease souvenir

[Hades]

I`m producing One Direction Mate.
A track called "Love you like a burning tyre"
It`s all part of my master plan.
Once we do a live gig, the guys will be raised up from under the stage to the front of the stage.
They will all be wearing heavy bondage gear, strapped down so they are on their knees, ass up.
Then when the track starts I`m going to run on stage, unzip the rear entry ports on their costumes and ram a grease gun up their asses and fill em full of grease.
Then the plinths spin round so they are ass towards audience, and I shock em one by one with a cattle prod.
Each convulsion will shoot a stream of grease and shit into the audience.
I hope to do it in time with the music.

It will be glorious.

If you are gonna deal with pop music, go all the way.

I fail to see the difference in this, and the actual experience of going to see One Direction.

[ozias_leduc]

all i'll say is... lady gaga fucking sucks

[Hades]

all i'll say is... lady gaga fucking sucks

...the grease gun rammed up one direction's asses ?

god that image though
the blurts of grease and shit shooting out into the crowd on the rhythm of the music...

plop plop plop plop music !
talk about....tudu-duuduu... plop music !
talk about... tudu-duuduu... plop music !
plop plop plop plop music !


thank you for that Steve...

[Lost to the Void]

all i'll say is... lady gaga fucking sucks

...the grease gun rammed up one direction's asses ?

god that image though
the blurts of grease and shit shooting out into the crowd on the rhythm of the music...

plop plop plop plop music !
talk about....tudu-duuduu... plop music !
talk about... tudu-duuduu... plop music !
plop plop plop plop music !



thank you for that Steve...

I want this to happen now.
I'm gonna revise my letter to Satan Claus

[nocernoc]

...

[daunzila]

http://www.electronicbeats.net/en/featu ... r-it-down/

[Twilitez]

Didnt sound bad to me, well except for the fairly awful vid quality itself. Im intrigued by that suitcase modular unit as well.

[Lost to the Void]

The music is great. The whole thing is absurd.
So absurd it's genius.

[antaine]

Whole set available now

http://www.djbroadcast.net/news/newsite ... ncert.html

Its daycent.

[willemb]

haha its great how the audience is clapping along for about 20 seconds before realising its not some intro to pop shite, and they are all just stood there, being scared of distorted and dissonant sounds

[Senko]

If I want to be a potato, i'm going to be a god damn potato.

[Planar]

The video makes me cringe. Couldn't even tell you why exactly. It's like a perfect storm of little cringey things.

[Twilitez]

There doesn't seem to be much of a middle ground between a few people loving it, and the majority thinking 'WTF is this shit?'