Producer Jokes
- Ben Kohonays
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0dd wrote: Gotta love the subsekt derail ethic.
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why does he even need to explain ?
1. he obviously has more important shit to do.
2. if he'd get the whole master/servant thing in SM at all, he could just walk out and work on his mix for another 2 months before walking back in...
Sin cambios no hay mariposa
- ZenoSupreme
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If he'd get it, he wouldn't eq anything and play it loud for her
"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music". Aldous Huxley
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How do you make a million dollars in the music business?
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Start with 2 million.
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Start with 2 million.
www.bernadettetrax.bandcamp.com
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“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Dune
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“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Dune
- Lost to the Void
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Haha, very good.
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What do you call 10 000€ worth of eurorack modules? A good start...
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http://www.mixcloud.com/Barfunkel/
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Not a joke, but it cracks me every time I hear a musician saying something along the lines of "This will be my last purchase EVER, then my setup is complete". Drugs simply don't work that way.
"I don't shower every day, but when I do, I do it after listening to some Barfunkel" - Anonymous
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http://www.mixcloud.com/Barfunkel/
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http://www.mixcloud.com/Barfunkel/
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What do you call a techno producer in Berlin? A waiter.
"I don't shower every day, but when I do, I do it after listening to some Barfunkel" - Anonymous
http://soundcloud.com/user4904810
http://www.mixcloud.com/Barfunkel/
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http://www.mixcloud.com/Barfunkel/
- ZenoSupreme
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Also
What do you say when you meet a techno producer in Berlin? Cheeseburger, Curly Fries and a Fanta please..... yes, eat in..
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30-36db per octave
"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music". Aldous Huxley
- Ben Kohonays
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0dd wrote: Gotta love the subsekt derail ethic.
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So it turns out Oscar Pistorius is making techno these days...
His DAW of choice is Disableton.
His DAW of choice is Disableton.