Producer Jokes

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Ben Kohonays wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:13 am
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:lol:

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ZenoSupreme wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:11 am
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why does he even need to explain ?

1. he obviously has more important shit to do.

2. if he'd get the whole master/servant thing in SM at all, he could just walk out and work on his mix for another 2 months before walking back in...

:lol: :lol:
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Hades wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:05 pm
2. if he'd get the whole master/servant thing in SM at all, he could just walk out and work on his mix for another 2 months before walking back in...

:lol: :lol:
if he'd get it, she wouldn't smile like that... :shock:

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If he'd get it, he wouldn't eq anything and play it loud for her
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0dd wrote:
Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:17 pm
If he'd get it, he wouldn't eq anything and play it loud for her
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What key is Techno in?

youtu.be/NfjArsHmtlY

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How do you make a million dollars in the music business?
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Start with 2 million.
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msl wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:46 pm
How do you make a million dollars in the music business?
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Start with 2 million.

Haha, very good.
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What do you call 10 000€ worth of eurorack modules? A good start...
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Not a joke, but it cracks me every time I hear a musician saying something along the lines of "This will be my last purchase EVER, then my setup is complete". Drugs simply don't work that way.
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What do you call a techno producer in Berlin? A waiter.
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Barfunkel wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:13 am
Not a joke, but it cracks me every time I hear a musician saying something along the lines of "This will be my last purchase EVER, then my setup is complete". Drugs simply don't work that way.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Barfunkel wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:02 am
What do you call a techno producer in Berlin? A waiter.
Also

What do you say when you meet a techno producer in Berlin? Cheeseburger, Curly Fries and a Fanta please..... yes, eat in..
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TonyVegazz wrote:
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30-36db per octave
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So it turns out Oscar Pistorius is making techno these days...

His DAW of choice is Disableton.


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