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Producer Jokes

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:48 pm
by msl
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:27 pm
by Alume
Hahahah, me like.

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:16 am
by heyitsleyy
The synths meme page on facebook has some pretty good ones sometimes, though most memes are usually low effort bullshit.

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:13 pm
by Lost to the Void
I like this
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 6:23 pm
by Root
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:05 am
by Hades
Root wrote:Image
if I remember correctly, it was one of the top guys at Nintendo who said that somewhere at the end of the 80's.

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 5:33 pm
by SixOfOne
Why are <insert gender/race/animal/whoever you wanna insult> no good at producing music? Because they don't understand Reason or Logic.

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:51 pm
by Hades
wayfinder wrote:Pacman was released in 1980, so that quote about it affecting someone as a kid can't be that old :)
the quote is from Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, 1989

I knew I recognized the quote from somewhere, so I looked it up.
It's the very first quote used in the very first chapter of the 1st edition of the "Dance Music Manual"
(and was of course no doubt used in many other places as well)

It would highly surprise me if a guy like Rick Snoman wouldn't be accurate about this. ;)

Also, I think we're both old enough to have grown up with Pac-Man,
and I know where it got me... :lol:

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:54 pm
by Hades
the quote I have here does say "repetitive electronic music" in the end.
Tiny difference, but nonetheless more fun for us to laugh with looking back now... 8-)

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:58 pm
by Hades
and if I may add a non-electronic music joke :

what's a jazz musician without a girlfriend ???





a homeless bum !!

;)

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 7:08 pm
by Hades
however though, a quick google taught me mr Kristian Wilson never even existed :
Pac-Man joke

One of the best-known jokes Brigstocke uses is an ironic commentary on the controversy regarding the influence of video games on children.

“ If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. ”
This joke is frequently quoted on the internet and often attributed to famous figures in electronics (such as an apocryphal CEO of Nintendo, "Kristian Wilson," although Hiroshi Yamauchi held that position from 1949 to 2002), but Brigstocke vehemently claims authorship of the joke:

Ah! Bloody Pacman....It is my joke. I wrote it, then I took the rest of the day off as I was so chuffed with it. I am gutted that it has been claimed and passed around by so many people. Intellectual property law will not save me, the false claims will continue until I am man enough to give it all up. All I can say is -- it seems that it is very unlikely that it was written by a Nintendo employee in 1989, being as Pac Man was still around and not much of a childhood memory, there were very few claims that gaming influenced children's behaviour, and that the wording of it is identical to how it has been delivered in my stand up routine for 6 years! For those that are interested it has also been attributed to Bill Gates, but then so has Windows! Bitter? Well perhaps just a little. It was sent to me by someone at Channel 4 a few years back after I did it on Channel 4 in a late night stand up show! Hope that clears everything up.

— Marcus Brigstocke[10]
so I guess once again reality is even stranger than fiction... :D

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 3:45 pm
by Hades
ah admit it, that "see" only gets there because I posted this info afterwards,
not cause you knew who the quote was from, right ? ;)

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:11 am
by Hades
obnoxious little cunt, huh ?

didn't anyone inform you ?
1. I'm always right
2. I only have good idea's

and the ground rule for any new future points that might get added to this list,
is the simple underlying idea/spirit that I'm always,
and I mean absolutely always modest !!* :mrgreen:


*I love saying stupid shit like that to people I don't know and then watching their reaction. If they don't get the fact that I'm totally joking, you know you shouldn't waste a single moment of your time with these people
;)

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:24 pm
by [wesellboxes]
DJ #1 "Do you want to go and see a movie?"
DJ #2 "I dunno, who's the projectionist?"

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 2:41 pm
by Hades
[wesellboxes] wrote:DJ #1 "Do you want to go and see a movie?"
DJ #2 "I dunno, who's the projectionist?"
so stupid,
yet funny.

Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:55 pm
by msl
from Tom Cosm's page :)
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:11 am
by Innersection
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:01 am
by TonyVegazz
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2018 4:17 pm
by juodas
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Re: Producer Jokes

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2018 12:03 am
by intrusav
What's Bob Geldof's favourite DAW?
Live 8

Why does he love using Waves?
Cos he's called Bob.

Why does he hate Mondays?
How the fuck should I know?

Bye now!