How to make Techno in 6 easy steps

[Root]

Somehow this thread reminds me of this classic


youtu.be/5-wl7Xk5FoY

[Hades]

but I think someone threatened with legal charges and now we can't seem to type his name nor the name of his label without it being swapped into "..."
!

Surely not??

I don`t think Itchy Whoretits is even aware of this place.
He can`t be, it`s a forum where techno is talked about, why would he be here?

but why else would they change it ?
I mean, I didn't even know it was impossible to type the name of his label.

[Prophän]

What label are you talking about ? and who is itchy whoretits I feel lost now

[Hades]

What label are you talking about ? and who is itchy whoretits I feel lost now

a long time ago, he used to be a pioneer,
now he's been wearing a hitler jugend hairstyle for years, mostly plays at stupid parties in Ibiza and runs a label which is the opposite of "+"

[Prophän]

Oh I see who you're talking about, didn't know he had such a bad rep on subsekt , what's the reason for that ?

[Vox Veteran]

Oh I see who you're talking about, didn't know he had such a bad rep on subsekt , what's the reason for that ?

The crimes are many and varied. He's far from alone in abandoning artistic integrity and trading it in for a buck but he's a textbook example, taking the concept to the (ill)logical extreme.

Folk around here appreciate the music for it's own sake.

Sorry, I might be biting following a respectable trolling here?

[Alume]

#Youknowwho

[Hades]

Oh I see who you're talking about, didn't know he had such a bad rep on subsekt , what's the reason for that ?

1. thinking the world needed a beach towel of his label !
2. the cube, whatever that thing might be.
3. whatever music he made the last 12 years or so.
4. but really, just this video alone should be enough to ban the fucker :

youtu.be/Jd5aP3lfbOM

[terryfalafel]

4. but really, just this video alone should be enough to ban the fucker :

youtu.be/Jd5aP3lfbOM

That really could be the shittest thing I've ever seen. Fucking hell.

Funny when the cameraman gets distracted by the tits as he spins round and decides to go round again for another look. Cheeky so and so.

[Prophän]

Hahahaha the fuck was that, the guy screaming "richiiie" made me laugh really hard, I really don't know what to think about this idea, is it good is it bad or is it just plain crazy...

[Hades]

That really could be the shittest thing I've ever seen. Fucking hell.

Funny when the cameraman gets distracted by the tits as he spins round and decides to go round again for another look. Cheeky so and so.

if I ever had to make a choice between watching titties or watching Ritchie, I would know I'd go for the pair and not the hairdo.

[Hades]

Hahahaha the fuck was that, the guy screaming "richiiie" made me laugh really hard, I really don't know what to think about this idea, is it good is it bad or is it just plain crazy...

it's just plain stupid man, that's all it is...

I mean, WTF does techno have to do with "DJ'ing" using some tablet wrapped in plastic
(MAN, LOOK AT HOW HE JUST PERFECTLY SWEPT IN THAT NEXT TRACK, WOOOOOWWW !!! TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE !!!!!),
standing in the sea being surrounded by some Ibiza hipster macho losers,
with your speakers floating around on giant inflatable tires ???

[Prophän]

It's pretty obvious that this is very far from techno, it's more solomunesque house beach party hot girls in bikinis music to me at least in the context

[Alume]

It's pretty obvious that this is very far from techno, it's more solomunesque house beach party hot girls in bikinis music to me at least in the context

Wait what? No hot girls for me and tequeno?

[Hades]

It's pretty obvious that this is very far from techno, it's more solomunesque house beach party hot girls in bikinis music to me at least in the context

Wait what? No hot girls for me and tequeno?

I'm texting Pedro for you this instant !