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Wiu wrote:192 - Whilst his mum is trying to break some sad news about a family member

'Jeff? Jeff!? I asked you round today....? JEFF! Dammit Jeff can you just turn that greasy looking, sweat soaked thing off for 5 minutes so I can tell you about Aunt Carol's latest medical emergency!?'

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Mono-xID wrote:191. While Steve is on toilet, having a massive ranty shit (sorry pal, couldn't resist). 8-)
I actually do that too.
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Wiu wrote:
'Jeff? Jeff!? I asked you round today....? JEFF! Dammit Jeff can you just turn that greasy looking, sweat soaked thing off for 5 minutes so I can tell you about Aunt Carol's latest medical emergency!?'
"Emergency you say???? hmmmm, I think it`s time to add some shuffle then!!"
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Lost to the Void wrote:190: When the aliens, finally relenting to his constant talk about them, decide to visit him, and ask
"So human, what is it you want to ask us about the universe?"
Ha! :-)

Seems that most of these are just a challenge of disgusting situations now. We can all write

'In his mum's cunt while she's hiding from Vikings and if they find her they'll rape her'

Funny rather than vulgar and shit please

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193 - Jeff Mills trying to make a drum-free ambient track

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194: When his friend, who is on Who wants to be a millionaire?, calls him up as "the friend" to ask him for his opinion on the answer to the question: What is the deepest part of the Ocean floor called?
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194: Fred and Rose West's bedroom.
195: Polanski's house while Manson family do there thing.
196: jimmy Saville's dressing room.
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197: All day on hospital radio in the geriatric ward.
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198. Just as Philippe Petit get's to the halfway point
199. Just as Evil Kenevil clips the last bus
200. The moment Dougal pushes the big red button

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201. In a U-Boat, whilst they are in silent mode, hiding from sonar pings.
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202. Sliding down the back of the bus as Michael Caine is trying to work out how to grab the gold in The Italian Job.
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203. After the first bar of every single 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley on YouTube.
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204. In the pick-up hatch at a McDonalds Drive-Thru.
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205. After the final verdict of Steven Avery
Don't try for perfect, it's never enough
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ICN wrote:201. In a U-Boat, whilst they are in silent mode, hiding from sonar pings.
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206. Right after the stingray stabbed Steve Irvin
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208 - Just when you thought this thread was done....
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