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Black Mantis wrote:I apologize if I'm in the wrong place . Like I said I am new to edm. But yes that dj you mentioned his song animals has what it sounds like the high hats going into hyper drive. What style does this forum stylistically align with. Thanks
underground techno.

EDM is a name invented mainly by the US to describe overdriven, horribly cliché dance music for the masses.
the type of electronic music we usually crave for in this forum is, like I said, underground techno,
even though we try to keep an open mind.

but yeah, that Martin Garrix stuff,
that's like...
well...
consider you're looking at 2 women...

The first has a lot of obvious plastic surgery done, has her lips all injected, and her face completely botoxed,
her tits are a big massive C or even D cup, and she'll show so much cleavage they'll be right in your face all the fucking time, and even her (over-bleached) ass probably has implants as well.
She'll be all "white caucasian" and her hair is no doubt water-peroxide treated, because somewhere it was written in stone that blonde is always "better". In the bedroom, she'll take it up the ass even though you're not the type of guy to even ask nor want that,
and she'll be over-acting even worse with her fake screams than 5 US porn models combined.

The 2nd one might be a lovely delicate brunette, or a dark red head. Perhaps a crossover between a Bolivian and a Japanese. She might surprise you because she reads Richard Yates or Somerset Maugham. She'll probably prefer to buy her furniture from a flea market rather than Ikea. She doesn't care about owning the latest iPhone model and she thinks the only thing slightly interesting about shit like Twitter is when Trump goes mental again at 2AM.
She might surprise you in the bedroom in many more ways than you'd ever expect !

Consider which one you'd prefer.
I think we all know the answer...
Got a visual representation of both specimens?

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there are many visuals of the 1st to be found everywhere on the net.
the 2nd however...
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jordanneke wrote:Hi everyone. I haven't bothered to introduce myself....but help me now on some sort of vague question. Thanks!
I've got a feeling some of the regulars are creating new accounts to keep themselves (and the rest of us) amused on slow news days (at least I'm hoping they are fake accounts/posts...surely some of the more questionable recent posts couldn't be real??)

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Kromasome wrote:
jordanneke wrote:Hi everyone. I haven't bothered to introduce myself....but help me now on some sort of vague question. Thanks!
I've got a feeling some of the regulars are creating new accounts to keep themselves (and the rest of us) amused on slow news days (at least I'm hoping they are fake accounts/posts...surely some of the more questionable recent posts couldn't be real??)
the stupidity of the human race can always again amaze you !

or as I once heard someone say :
imagine the level of the mind that watches wrestling... :)
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Kromasome wrote:
jordanneke wrote:Hi everyone. I haven't bothered to introduce myself....but help me now on some sort of vague question. Thanks!
I've got a feeling some of the regulars are creating new accounts to keep themselves (and the rest of us) amused on slow news days (at least I'm hoping they are fake accounts/posts...surely some of the more questionable recent posts couldn't be real??)
Quite true, ive got 4 subsekt aliases. Its the techno way to go.

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Kromasome wrote:
jordanneke wrote:Hi everyone. I haven't bothered to introduce myself....but help me now on some sort of vague question. Thanks!
I've got a feeling some of the regulars are creating new accounts to keep themselves (and the rest of us) amused on slow news days (at least I'm hoping they are fake accounts/posts...surely some of the more questionable recent posts couldn't be real??)
I usually assume it's someone trolling, makes for some fun reading though!

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Seems like the best place to post my noob question, didn't wan't to start a new thread.
So... can someone please link me to an up-to-date version of the timetable for the 2-buss? Do I need the exact fare? Tankz in advanz ..

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Thread needs moar Reverb Rumble tbh tbs tbf.

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Black Mantis wrote:I am new to edm and often here songs that have a similar instrument or plug in that gradually speeds U to a high speed and then drops out. I like it.
Not sure what's that is or how to achieve. Thanks in advance.
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Hades wrote: imagine the level of the mind that watches wrestling... :)
What's wrong with watching muscular semi naked men getting intimate in a violent way ? :roll:

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Hades wrote: imagine the level of the mind that watches wrestling... :)
What's wrong with watching muscular semi naked men getting intimate in a violent way ? :roll:
:lol:

tbh, I grew up several summers in Canada,
so my nephews introduced me to that WWE wrestling shit.
If I would ever be zapping around on tv (which never happens, after a 21 years hiatus, I have cable tv again,
and all I do is watch Netflix), and I would stumble upon it,
I would watch and laugh,
it's all stupid entertainment.
But I doubt I could watch it for longer than 2 minutes.
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I used to be a fan when I was 14 :lol:

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Amon Derrich wrote:I used to be a fan when I was 14 :lol:
when I was 14, I liked Roxette
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well, i'm probably too young to know what Roxette is

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Amon Derrich wrote:Well, i'm probably too young to know what Roxette is
Just look at the pic :

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when I was studying for my final exams in high school,
I had moved into my older sisters room who was gone to Chile for a year.
I found a huge pile of old teenage magazines like this one, stuffed with hilarious pics and dumb stories.
Like "Is George Michael gay ?" (consensus was that no way, a stud like him could be gay :lol: )
those were a lot more interesting than studying for the dumb exams !
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